He talks to himself sometimes, because he’s the only one who understands what he’s talking about.

Doctor Who - Planet of the Daleks
Brigadier: Doctor... come back at once! Come on out, Doctor. Well, that was a short trip. You'll never get that thing working properly. Oh, you were right about that report, I'm afraid. It wasn't the Master after all. Jo: He's talking as if we'd never been away. The Doctor: As far as he's concerned, we haven't. The TARDIS returned to Earth just a few seconds after it left. Brigadier: What are you two talking about? The Doctor: Don't try to explain Jo. He'd never understand.
Mr. Potato Head is bigger on the inside
I believe the words I am looking for are “fuck”and “yes”. And a lorryload of “unf”s.
Huge fuckoff 5,5 MB version of the second one here.
The green eyes found the black, but after a second, something in the depths of the dark pair seemed to vanish, leaving them fixed, blank, and empty. The hand holding Harry thudded to the floor, and Snape moved no more.
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